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Jayden wants some debugging on his bed

April 27th, 2008 by Melvin

but that doesn’t mean hot ladies hogging his bed and finding syntax errors or how he sleeps with a pajamas.

Bed Bugs! Blood Suckers!!!

Dengue is indeed in the rise in Southeast Asia continents and Singapore is religiously part of this Dengue epidemic. But we do not realize that Bed bugs are on the rise and sneaking into beds!

Click for larger picture of this friend!

You might be having a good deal of time grinding with your girlfriend on the bed but pssst! You are not alone, the bed bugs are enjoying the iGallop experience(the bouncing up and down on the bed lah!) with you and your girlfriend.

My buddy from Shanghai has gotten this bed bugs epidemic in his small little rented room and because of this, he spent a great deal of time and money experimenting insecticides and other old traditional tactics to wipe out bed bugs. He thought it was over until he saw BED BUGS EGG CASE stuck just below his bed rims! That means there is papa, mama and babies; one HUGE family of bed bugs. This small little red dots are just simply indestructible, they are like red insects created from Terminator 3.

Though my buddy is one of the closest victims to be affected this menace but my dear readers do not know him as well as this guy that I am featuring.

Here’s another victim who recently attended to Nuffnang’s Pajama party at KL, Jayden. To know what really happened to him and his ordeal, click on the image and read what he has to say about MR. BEDBUG (he names it) or click here.

Therefore, we are trying to help this 2 poor souls and the rest who are having the exact same menacing problem on their bed! I have some suggestions (aka debugging solutions) but I do need readers to post up their solutions if they do have some! All comments are valuable to Jayden and anti-bedbugs buddies (ABBB).

Let me get the ball going and getting the first steps for bedbugs to be extinct! I wonder, why do we have such a species on earth which is so redundant and meaningless? At least cockroaches (pronounced as COCK roaches) has something valuable instilled in them. They degrade rubbish waste into shit.

Nevertheless, here are my 2 cents worth solutions.

Using green lemon, cut it into longitudinal slices and rub the juices along the border of the mattress. The border of the mattress has to be flipped up and rub the juices underneath the border. Kill those bedbugs that are hiding underneath the mattress border.
Using a bug spray that cost more than 15 bucks. This are not your typical insecticides like Bygone but a spray specialized in killing bugs, not insects. Try to get those sprays that are oil based, not water based as the chances of bedbug death is low ( as the bed bugs might think you’re showering them though).

Here you go my dear readers! Post up some few better solutions for busting bedbugs and try to help Jayden out!

3. Not forgetting to buy Vanish to wash your mattress. “Trust Pink, Forget Stains!”

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How to Escape a Fart?!?

September 21st, 2007 by Melvin

I believe that many people have their own ways of escaping farts but they do not really share their experiences on how to escape it.

As for me, I will simply fart and pretend to rush over to somewhere! Simple and easy!

To those who want advice on escaping a fart, see the video clip below.

Disclaimer: Please do not rehearse it anywhere in public.

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Pepsi and Raw Meat

September 4th, 2007 by Jonathan

Disclaimer: This is not for the faint hearted. Trust me if you have a weak heart, DO NOT watch the following video. The Bondevia Crew will not be held responsible for any mishaps that occur as a result of watching the video. You have been warned.

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