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Jayden wants some debugging on his bed

April 27th, 2008 by Melvin

but that doesn’t mean hot ladies hogging his bed and finding syntax errors or how he sleeps with a pajamas.

Bed Bugs! Blood Suckers!!!

Dengue is indeed in the rise in Southeast Asia continents and Singapore is religiously part of this Dengue epidemic. But we do not realize that Bed bugs are on the rise and sneaking into beds!

Click for larger picture of this friend!

You might be having a good deal of time grinding with your girlfriend on the bed but pssst! You are not alone, the bed bugs are enjoying the iGallop experience(the bouncing up and down on the bed lah!) with you and your girlfriend.

My buddy from Shanghai has gotten this bed bugs epidemic in his small little rented room and because of this, he spent a great deal of time and money experimenting insecticides and other old traditional tactics to wipe out bed bugs. He thought it was over until he saw BED BUGS EGG CASE stuck just below his bed rims! That means there is papa, mama and babies; one HUGE family of bed bugs. This small little red dots are just simply indestructible, they are like red insects created from Terminator 3.

Though my buddy is one of the closest victims to be affected this menace but my dear readers do not know him as well as this guy that I am featuring.

Here’s another victim who recently attended to Nuffnang’s Pajama party at KL, Jayden. To know what really happened to him and his ordeal, click on the image and read what he has to say about MR. BEDBUG (he names it) or click here.

Therefore, we are trying to help this 2 poor souls and the rest who are having the exact same menacing problem on their bed! I have some suggestions (aka debugging solutions) but I do need readers to post up their solutions if they do have some! All comments are valuable to Jayden and anti-bedbugs buddies (ABBB).

Let me get the ball going and getting the first steps for bedbugs to be extinct! I wonder, why do we have such a species on earth which is so redundant and meaningless? At least cockroaches (pronounced as COCK roaches) has something valuable instilled in them. They degrade rubbish waste into shit.

Nevertheless, here are my 2 cents worth solutions.

Using green lemon, cut it into longitudinal slices and rub the juices along the border of the mattress. The border of the mattress has to be flipped up and rub the juices underneath the border. Kill those bedbugs that are hiding underneath the mattress border.
Using a bug spray that cost more than 15 bucks. This are not your typical insecticides like Bygone but a spray specialized in killing bugs, not insects. Try to get those sprays that are oil based, not water based as the chances of bedbug death is low ( as the bed bugs might think you’re showering them though).

Here you go my dear readers! Post up some few better solutions for busting bedbugs and try to help Jayden out!

3. Not forgetting to buy Vanish to wash your mattress. “Trust Pink, Forget Stains!”

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Will Beijing Olympics be boycotted?

April 12th, 2008 by Melvin

You’ve heard about it almost anywhere in newspapers, news and radio. You’ve even heard it from your friends about the widespread protests on Beijing Olympics. (2nd hottest debate to Mas Selamat Escapade. He might be enjoying eating Rambutans in the jungle though.)
China’s handling of the unrest in Tibet, rocked last month by the worst anti-government riots in decades, has sparked calls for an Olympic boycott.

Though China government has tried to draw the line between China’s politics and their own glorious event, Olympics 2008, people worldwide are still not convinced. Do you think that China government do not have enough human rights to their own people or rather, the Tibetans?

Presently, organizers were forced to cut short of the relay or make last minute route changes to avoid waiting protesters. But is it good news for Pro-Beijing Olympic supporters?

Protesters have made the relay an inconvenient experience to organizers and fans worldwide. Olympic Touch relay has been playing ‘Hide and Seek’ in San Fransisco and personally, I think it’s going to play ‘Hide & Seek’ till it reaches back in Beijing.

“I’m disappointed, annoyed, tired, frustrated. I mean, it’s not every day you get to see the Olympic torch.” - Miss Sydnet Sullivan, 18.

“We were cheated, because I think the meaning of the relay was to show the whole world that our country is hosting the Olympics.” - Mr Micheal Huo, a Chinese engineer working in the US.

(See figure on the left, Map of San Fransisco) Red line is the original route but however, the route was modified and shortened to the blue line.

Dear Readers, what are your views and say? Post up a comprehensive and detailed comment on your thoughts, views on Beijing Olympics and whether should the Beijing Olympic Relay continue or boycott it (for the safety of civilians over Anti- Beijing Olympic Terrorism)?

Best Comment wins a full featured post to Bondevia with their names and details on it. (You could be the one that thousands and millions of Netizens viewing your own post to Bondevia, Your Entertainment Blog!)

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If Cartoons Were Real…

March 27th, 2008 by Jonathan

Mario

Homer

Damn… Freaked me out for a moment. Mario is not bad, I think he looks sweet. But Homer… I think I’ll stick to just watching the animated Simpsons. Doh.

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aH - The New Unit to Measure Laughter

February 23rd, 2008 by KayKay

The next time you hear someone laughing, odds are you will most probably be using some strange empirical formula to calculate the laughter that he/she generates. And with that, the unit that you will use in the near future (along with your cm, m, V, W) is - aH.

Japanese professor Yoji Kimura believes laughter is a weapon that in healthy doses can end the world’s wars. The only problem is finding a way to measure it.

And so the expert on communications has invented a machine to chart out laughter — and a new unit of “aH” to calculate it.

“We have found that children laugh more freely, releasing 10 aH per second, which is about twice as much as an adult,” Kimura, a professor at Kansai University in the western city of Osaka, told AFP on Friday.

To measure laughter, he attaches sensors on the skin of a tested subject’s stomach, particularly the diaphragm, and detects muscle movements. The machine looks 3,000 times a second at electric elements normally produced in the body.

“I have a theory that humour detected in the brain gets directly discharged through the movement of diaphragm,” he said.

By checking the movement of the diaphragm and other parts of the body, it will be possible to see if a person is only pretending to laugh while also distinguishing different types of laughter such as derision and cynicism, Kimura said.

Kimura wants to make the measuring device as small as a mobile phone and possibly market it as a health and amusement gadget.

Someone will be getting this for Christmas.

Posted in Mind Boggling, News, General | | 0 Comments

Frozen Grand Central in NYC

February 19th, 2008 by Melvin

Imagine yourself in City Hall Interchange, waiting for a 5 minutes train towards Jurong East and everything around you comes to a halt. (Except for the counting down of the approaching train ‘DUH?’) What would you do? Check this out dudes, I present you the weirdest the most daring acts in Grand Central.

“Hello Officer! There are many suspicious articles / people around me!!!”The officer dressed in purple just froze.

Posted in Amazing | | 3 Comments

Legs! Toes! Play that song for me!

January 26th, 2008 by Melvin

This is one video that makes you go Holy Shit! Sorry, Holy Cow!

PS: Does all cows wear bras? (Sounds familiar?)

Posted in Amazing, Music | | 1 Comments

Amazing Trained Turtle, does tricks

December 18th, 2007 by Jonathan

Sit, stay, now watch this.

Amazing huh. How a turtle, a creature with such a small brain is able to comprehend what humans say. Wait till you see my pet fish. He’s a great actor, a little stubborn though. There was this time I told him to play dead, and he over turned in the tank and just stayed there. Even until today. Cute little thing.

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Welcome to Chinese Lesson 1.

December 15th, 2007 by Melvin

你们好！！今天，刘老师来教你一个字你们根本不知道！(Hello everyone!! Today, Mr Lau is going to teach you a word that no one has ever recognize!)

慢慢猜猜测吧. (Take your time to know how to pronounce this word.)

*For those who know how to pronounce this word, please use “Hanyu Pinyin” and LEAVE A REPLY. 谢谢.

Posted in Amazing | | 7 Comments

The Poop Tube

December 2nd, 2007 by Jonathan

Geez…. How convenient right?

Posted in Mind Boggling | | 3 Comments

Britain’s youngest mother

November 26th, 2007 by KayKay

How’s that! A grandma at age 35!

A girl is to become Britain’s youngest mother after becoming pregnant at 11.The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.

The youngster, who lives near Edinburgh, says looking after her younger brothers has prepared her for motherhood.

But the girl admits she “panics and cries” when babies are unwell and does not feel able to bathe them.

The mother-to-be, who cannot be named for legal reasons, had unprotected sex with the teenage boy, who also cannot be identified, while drunk last August.

She told the Sun: “I didn’t think I’d get pregnant because it was my first time. But I’m really excited and looking forward to being a mum.

“I can’t wait to take the baby swimming and out for walks in the pram. I think I’ll be able to cope as I’ve had lots of practice looking after my brothers.

“I know how to feed a baby its bottle and I can change nappies. But I panic and cry if they’re sick and I don’t like giving them a bath because I’m a bit frightened.

“It’s good to know I’ll have my mum here to help me if I need her.”

The girl, who has shoulder-length dark hair, began smoking at nine and started drinking tonic wine and vodka cocktails at ten. She claimed her cigarette habit was not harming the health of her unborn child.

She said: “I can give up smoking at any time, but I don’t find it affects my pregnancy.”

Her mum said: “I’m not ashamed of my daughter at all - in fact, I’m proud of her for keeping the baby.

“I know she’s worried what other people will say but she can walk out there with her head held high.

“At first I wasn’t too happy about becoming a gran. But now I’m used to the idea. I’m really looking forward to having another baby in the house.”

I had my first alcoholic drink at age 16-17……………………………..

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Posted in Amazing, Issues, Mind Boggling, News, General | | 1 Comments

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