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Jayden wants some debugging on his bed

April 27th, 2008 by Melvin

but that doesn’t mean hot ladies hogging his bed and finding syntax errors or how he sleeps with a pajamas.

Bed Bugs! Blood Suckers!!!

Dengue is indeed in the rise in Southeast Asia continents and Singapore is religiously part of this Dengue epidemic. But we do not realize that Bed bugs are on the rise and sneaking into beds!

Click for larger picture of this friend!

You might be having a good deal of time grinding with your girlfriend on the bed but pssst! You are not alone, the bed bugs are enjoying the iGallop experience(the bouncing up and down on the bed lah!) with you and your girlfriend.

My buddy from Shanghai has gotten this bed bugs epidemic in his small little rented room and because of this, he spent a great deal of time and money experimenting insecticides and other old traditional tactics to wipe out bed bugs. He thought it was over until he saw BED BUGS EGG CASE stuck just below his bed rims! That means there is papa, mama and babies; one HUGE family of bed bugs. This small little red dots are just simply indestructible, they are like red insects created from Terminator 3.

Though my buddy is one of the closest victims to be affected this menace but my dear readers do not know him as well as this guy that I am featuring.

Here’s another victim who recently attended to Nuffnang’s Pajama party at KL, Jayden. To know what really happened to him and his ordeal, click on the image and read what he has to say about MR. BEDBUG (he names it) or click here.

Therefore, we are trying to help this 2 poor souls and the rest who are having the exact same menacing problem on their bed! I have some suggestions (aka debugging solutions) but I do need readers to post up their solutions if they do have some! All comments are valuable to Jayden and anti-bedbugs buddies (ABBB).

Let me get the ball going and getting the first steps for bedbugs to be extinct! I wonder, why do we have such a species on earth which is so redundant and meaningless? At least cockroaches (pronounced as COCK roaches) has something valuable instilled in them. They degrade rubbish waste into shit.

Nevertheless, here are my 2 cents worth solutions.

Using green lemon, cut it into longitudinal slices and rub the juices along the border of the mattress. The border of the mattress has to be flipped up and rub the juices underneath the border. Kill those bedbugs that are hiding underneath the mattress border.
Using a bug spray that cost more than 15 bucks. This are not your typical insecticides like Bygone but a spray specialized in killing bugs, not insects. Try to get those sprays that are oil based, not water based as the chances of bedbug death is low ( as the bed bugs might think you’re showering them though).

Here you go my dear readers! Post up some few better solutions for busting bedbugs and try to help Jayden out!

3. Not forgetting to buy Vanish to wash your mattress. “Trust Pink, Forget Stains!”

Posted in Gross, Knowledge | | 1 Comments

Bangkok!

April 4th, 2008 by KayKay

Last week, I went on a trip to Bangkok with 8 of my other good friends and we had an absolute blast. For about 700SGD (cheap airfare and 4-star accomodation included), we shopped, ate and drank a lot. Below is a summary of our trip there:

Ah… Ok guys let’s go back there tomorrow. Set.

Posted in Events, Travel, General | | 0 Comments

The wonders of braces. (Part 2)

March 14th, 2008 by Bobby

Few months back, I wrote an entry regarding the process of how putting on a braces is like and what changes you will see.

And now, I will be showing you how everything is right now.

Before we go on, here are some pictures that you should take a look.

This is the mould that the dentist will do for you so that he can decide which teeth to extract.
If you can see, those teeth with a ‘X’ on it, off it goes.

The right side view.

The left side view

The front view

And from here, you can see that I got a pair of vampire teeth.
My front is way protruding out which makes me grind my teeth every night.
I got no recap that I did that but my family says I do that alot.
And they even recorded it down. It sounds like some eerie noise though.

But after 2 years of braces on…

This is what you will get.
No more grinding of teeth.
No more food stuck in between.
No more lip cutting from those sharp metals.
No more mis-pronunciation of words.

But well, we got to put on the retainer for lifelong if I’m not wrong.
Correct me if I’m wrong. I heard from people saying that teeth have their memory.
So if you are lazy, it will most probably go back to it’s shape. Somehow.

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Time to spend money!

February 14th, 2008 by Melvin

I’m not here to protest against Valentine’s Day and procrastinate why the hell humans celebrate Valentine’s Day but here are some true facts about woman and Valentine’s day.

2 Days ago, I went out with 2 friends, 1 currently attached and the another, awaiting to be attached. They were recking their brains on what to buy for their darlings and as for me, well… GO ORCHARD AND SEE CHIO BU (Pretty babes if your Hokkien sucks) AH.

Can’t see because you spend so much money on your girlfriend till you are unable to buy extra contact lens/spectacles?

Fret not, Click the image to enlarge to full resolution. =(

Nevertheless, I wish everyone a loving, sweet, honey and Happy Valentine’s Day. <3 Eh, I didn’t know I have such a sweet tongue.

Posted in Love, Funny | | 3 Comments

Miss World = Miss Universe?

December 5th, 2007 by KayKay

I just saw a TV spot for Miss World and immediately I had this thought to myself…

“So… which is a bigger pageant? Miss World or Miss Universe?”

The answer issssssssssssssssssssssssss…

(more…)

Posted in Knowledge, General | | 3 Comments

SEXUAL CALORIE COUNTER.

November 16th, 2007 by Melvin

Calling all Ladies and Gentlemen who wants to lose weight! Oh wait a minute, how can I leave this group of people out? Gays and Lesbians, who wants to lose weight without having beads of sweat trickling down on your dejected and tired face. Everyone wishes to lose weight without much exercising especially in a busy and urban city such as SINGAPORE.

Thus, I have the most sacred Sutra counter that lose weight while you LOVE doing it. This Sutra is ultra portable; print it, fold it, keep it on your pockets and bring it everywhere with you.

You can do it in toilets, offices or places that there is only 2 pairs of eyes (That’s it).

Click on the picture for an Enlarge version on the most energy releasing action! Don’t forget that the “Ooo”, “Ahhh” and other groaning does contribute in losing weight too!

PS: Check out the calories of “With your wife knocking on the door”. You lose much more your daily calories intake!

Posted in Knowledge, Funny, Sex | | 5 Comments

What’s so special?!?!

October 23rd, 2007 by Bobby

“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”

What’s so special about this sentence?
Any idea anyone?
I will let everyone know about it when someone gets it right.

Posted in Knowledge | | 6 Comments

How to Escape a Fart?!?

September 21st, 2007 by Melvin

I believe that many people have their own ways of escaping farts but they do not really share their experiences on how to escape it.

As for me, I will simply fart and pretend to rush over to somewhere! Simple and easy!

To those who want advice on escaping a fart, see the video clip below.

Disclaimer: Please do not rehearse it anywhere in public.

Posted in Gross, Knowledge, Funny | | 0 Comments

Even Bill Gates Is Confused!!!

September 4th, 2007 by Bobby

I came upon this email a few days back and I think it is something I cannot really comprehend.
Maybe someone can enlighten me?

This is for you to try out.
It will not be accepted.
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS!!!!

BUT

This is the truth.

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer with the name ”CON”.

This is something pretty cool and unbelievable.
The whole team of Microsoft including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why does this happened?

Try it now, it will not create ” CON ” Folder.

Try to rename the New Folder as CON or con.
It will not accept.
So inform this to all your friends.

Jonathan: Try to name it “Jon” afterall I am single and very available keep all my good stuff in there baby! Ok, ignore me.

Posted in Knowledge | | 10 Comments

Lunar Eclipse Collage

August 29th, 2007 by Bobby

Here’s a treat to you readers who missed the eclipse yesterday evening around 1730 - 2030.

p.s - These pictures are taken from three different views.Cheers!

Posted in Knowledge | | 0 Comments

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