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Who’s Going Tertiary Fling

October 16th, 2006 by Jonathan

Just watch this video, somewhere around 2 mins you will see a bunch of familiar faces.

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New Kid on the Block: Clubbing

October 8th, 2006 by Jonathan

Good evening ladies and gents. Kid reporting in. It’s nice to be here.

I’d like to write about something that more people can relate to, clubbing. =)

So…what’s the deal with clubbing? A deed to do to prove that you’re above 18? A status, a place to be seen and heard to be cool? In my most humble opinion, it’s a total grind-fest, where girls who willingly wish to be manhandled rush headlong into Phuture with another girlfriend on a Wednesday night.

Picture this scene, dance floor, 3 gazillion guys, sweating, pushing, staring, pretending to dance to the RnB music. For the less creative, or without any imagination, I provide the following picture.

Now, these guys are all ready to wait for girls to come in to their trap. Seriously, ladies, would you come into this mass arena of bodies to be humped/grinded? I can think of a few reasons why these females want to do it. Here’s my list. (Note: I’am just generalising. I’am sure that there are many girls out there who REALLY enjoy RnB and the rubbing of shoulders with their best friends, but for the majority…)

1.* WaHx! GorT soO MaNy GuYx wAn tO d@nCe wiT mOiix! I sO kAwaiIx nehX!!*

Response: Unfortunately not. Males, especially the ones with shaved heads, are particularly hornier then usual due to the lack of girls in-camp. They would think a hippopotamus is sexy. So, nope.

2.* Maybe I can find my prince charming at a club. Hmm.*

Response: Unfortunately not. Few guys would actually date a girl who they met clubbing. Then again, there are idiots who would grab any pussy that would open up. Technically, if you found boyfriends in clubs, you wouldn’t be much different then a whore would you? *Hey sexy man-beast, you’re the 67th guy I danced with tonight, and I think I like you most, do u like me baby?* I personally wouldn’t, because, (I’ll be blunt here) I wouldn’t like an ass who has been grinded 67 times that night.

3.* It’ll be nice if my friends could see me at the club dancing, it makes me look cool. I mean, they’ll be like “Hey, theres the hot babe who was dancing with that hot hunk that night! Omg!”*

Response: L.O.L. Honey, you’d look nothing more like a whore. Seriously, does letting some total unknown stranger grope u all over make you feel good? Are you that loose? I would feel dirty, in your position. Would you like your future boyfriend’s friends to go like; *Dude, WTF, you with her? I grinded her ass that time at Zouk!*

Then again, not to say guys are any better. We all go there to have fun. I mean, we’re guys, we like hot babes, and when a girl delivers herself to you, I’d eat this if I was single, no questions asked. So we’re equally to be blamed in that sense. It takes two hands to clap, and if either party isn’t willing, nothing will happen.

HOWEVER, there is a nicer side to clubbing, away from the sleazy imagery and the drunk bastards/bitches. That my friend, is Mambo! Nice, classic songs and funky dance moves, Wednesday Zouk is quite fun, even if you know shit about the mambo moves. Ask Uncle Bondevia.

All said though, I think phuture is fun because of the above-mentioned stereotyped girls. I love to dance with random strangers. Does that make me look like a horny ass? Maybe. But what the heck, like the wise people always say(true story) “If the meat is served right in front of you, eat it.” I do, I do, I do.

PS. Flame on, nothing I say will make less girls go phuture.

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Club Momo

August 9th, 2006 by Jonathan

My Friends and I were at Club Momo last night doing the usual thing, clubbing. The palce was really packed, super squeezy. And the fact that tweety bird took so long to come totally made me lose my vibe. Well we waited till abt half passed midnight before she and her friends arrived only to realised that her friends decided not go enter the club anymore.

Ah well at least I enjoyed myself, just a little bit. It was probably one of my worse clubbing nights, but who cares cause shit happens. Anyways, I can’t help being a cam whore so I decided to take a couple of pic of us doing nothing.

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Quick Little Visit to Liquid Kitchen

April 23rd, 2006 by Jonathan

Yup, me and my friends were over at Liquid Kitchen (Along Thomson Road) for some quick drinks just now.

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Back to The Ministry

April 21st, 2006 by Jonathan

Ok, so yesterday wasn’t really that successful I must admit. I mean if your friend keeps scratching her fingernail paint off on the dance floor, obviously something is wrong right? Well, she wasn’t the only one who didn’t enjoy herself last night. I was seriously unsatisfied. But nonetheless, I think at some point there is this little part of each and everyone of us that enjoyed the night. I THINK.

Bad day yesterday ’cause my The Band didn’t work. It’s either their machine or it’s my band but I’ve emailed them with a very angry email. I’m still awaiting their reply.

I’ve lowered the resolution of the pictures, and also saved the whole thing as .gif this allows the pictures to load faster. That will also explain the fizzy dots on some pics.

Angela seriously has a problem with taking photographs. Her hands are always shaky. And it is made worse with such poor lighting.

Can you imagine that they had a performance at the Main Arena yesterday. And yes L’Resistance was doign their thang in SMOOVE. The break dancers were cool so cool that a caucasian man approached them asking them to teach him some cool moves. We were at the main arena when the rap performance was going on, and when I turned around I saw no one dancing. I was laughing like mad.

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Ministry Of Sound

April 6th, 2006 by Jonathan

Yes! Finally the most anticipated entry is done! I spent quite some time editing and collating the pictures together. And Presto! Behold!

Ok, we went to Fish & Co. for dinner (the branch in Wheelocks Place). I got to say this but I nearly puke my New York Fish and Chips out after eating just 3/4 of it. The initial taste of the dish was quite delicious. But after some time the creamy sauce just turns your stomach upside down. Yuck, thinking about it now really makes me wanna puke. Other than that I think I really enjoyed the company that night. Who was present? I must give credit. Richard, Slackaroo, Clara, Jie Mei, Jen Wei, Boon Yong (Ghostly Talisman) and of course the one and only BONDEVIA.

So after dinner we headed to Gelare for dessert before moving on to The Ministry Of Sound to collect our The Bands. Haha, It’s not really a big thing anyway. We thought it would be a flop that night because at 11pm only 1/2 of the club was filled. The real crowd only came in at 12 plus. All the Singapore Sevens participants. The place was infested I tell you.

I bet you’re wondering why I called that guy psycho. Here is a list of reasons:

He came to club alone
He stood at the middle podium (Main arena) alone for quite some time
He would stop an stare at you like you owe him money
He would stop and stare at you again like you owe him more money
He starts dancing again
He would stop and stare at you AGAIN like he wants you to pay him back money that you didn’t even owe him
He has the word “PSYCHO” written all over his face

Dammit.

Technorati Tags: Clubbing, Ministry Of Sound, Fish & Co., Night Life, Singapore, Clubs

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Finally!

April 3rd, 2006 by Jonathan

Oh man, finally the wait is over.

I saw this in my Junk Mail folder. Was just about to clear it infact until I saw an email from The Ministry of Sound with the title “THE BAND: CONGRATULATIONS“.

Thank god I didn’t clear the junk mail folder. Haha.

I’ve nominated 2 of my bestpals for the Band too. So I hope their nominations work out. Molomolo, I’m praying for you!

Guess what! Slackaroo has The Band too!! Wahaha!

For those of you wondering how the band looks like? Here’s a pic.

APPARENTLY (that’s my favourite word by the way) everyone I know has the band. IT’s no longer of any significance to me. Have you got yours yet?

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CHINABLACK

March 23rd, 2006 by Jonathan

Chinablack is closing down soon so the Bondevia Crew with a few girl-friends decided to pay a little visit. The crowd was pathetic, the place has quieten down as compared to before but we were the only ones there bringing the house down.

The dance floor was empty even at mid night, nobody was dancing. The ugly bitch with mono-movements hooked up with an ah beng and finally stop shaking that ugly ass in front of us. Played a game of ‘Guess the number’ just to get ourselves high. Finally we were in the dance floor.

Most of the time I would realise that we were the only ones on the podium. Me, Slackaroo and Slackaree, Molomolo, Amy, Charmaine and Wee Hoon. A big guy came on stage and Slackaroo and I were plotting on how to push him off. It was really funny.

So there I was being my old desperate self trying to hook up with this girl dancing alone on the podium. Just as I was about to approach her, her friends called out to her and they all left the place. Sad, yes but I really love my company yesterday.

The music just kept repeating and it was starting to get a little annoying, until Slackaroo alerted us that there was a fight behind us. I’ve managed to take 2 photographs, but to my dismay it didn’t turn out so good. I’ve brightened the resolution a little just for your convenience but not too much ’cause it will make the picture all hazy. Look at the center of the 2 pictures.

Throughout the fight, one question kept running though my head, “Where are the bouncers?” There were none. Apparently all that’s left in the club with the bartenders, waiters and the manager. The fight was taken upstairs and the police was called. Total entertainment! Woo Hoo!
So all of us were chilling upstairs, guys trying to sneakily sip on the girls’ drinks. It was ladies night you see, and they had free flow. What to do? We are all poor people.

Suddenly the girls became so noisy, I assume it was because they were all under the influence of alcohol. Haha, cute bunch. I like it that way anyway. Haha.

So we were downstairs again for one last dance before we all leaving the club. When are we going to party again? Wahaha!

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DXO

March 17th, 2006 by Jonathan

My deepest apologies for the lack of entries today. I forgot to bring my camera to DXO yesterday so I had to resort to my lousy hand phone to provide the pictures for this blog entry.

The experience wasn’t bad at all yesterday, though the crowd seemed pathetic before 12 mn. I mean the place was bare and empty. Usually by 2300hrs to 2330 hrs people will be on the dance floor over at The Ministry Of Sound. But yesterday nobody hit the dance floor until roughly 0045hrs.

Well my friends and I were upstairs taking a birds eye view of the dance floor. Had 2 jugs of Vodka 7-up that doesn’t seem to have any Vodka content at all? It was just the 4 of us anyway, but I’m glad that we all had fun.

I saw my pretty girl from Republic Poly yesterday and I couldn’t get my eyes off her. There were a few other hot girls around. The crowd after 0000hrs was impressive. Judging from the number of hot girls entering the club.

1 thing I already knew before hand was that DXO had a very poor air conditioning system. You literally sweat like you are bathing on the dance floor. But Sweaty = Sexy I guess and nobody really cares if you are having so much fun dancing.

I personally do not like DJs with the habit of stopping the music to speak or to sing? And yesterday DJ Raw did it a couple of times? You kn0w the feeling of getting so high on the dance floor, moving to the groove and suddenly the music stops.

There was this particular group of girls, 3 of them to be specific. They were so hot when they dance? Goodness, I was on the podium and I couldn’t stop myself from looking at them. That’s the thing about podiums, you get to see everyone around you.

So we chilled at the open air lounge area upstairs after dancing. The cushions were smelly I have to admit but everyone was too shagged to be bothered to do anything. On our way up the stairs some hot girl in Red top and mini skirt touched MoloMolo’s inner thighs (delibrately) before going down. Can tell that it realll turned him on. Haha. Well we caught her frenching another guy outside after that and then dancing initmately with another guy on the dance floor just 30 mins later. Perfect Slut! But when you have the looks nobody would really care right? I’ve always told Slackaroo, PGT (Pretty Girl Treatment).

Ok, I can declare that I was having a good time last night. Why? I dreamt I was dancing!

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