You’ve probably heard by now that Apple’s going to hold a press conference tomorrow (Friday, 10AM PT over in the US, Saturday 1AM our time). Apple says the conference will be about the iPhone 4′s antenna issue, but has remained silent on details.
While what Steve Jobs & Co. will reveal tomorrow is anyone’s guess, here are 5 things we think you probably won’t hear him say.
1. Indeed, our iPhone 4 is Microsoft’s very own Windows Vista and our iPhone 3Gs was very much like Windows XP.
2. Please see a doctor for sweaty palms and hell with you to hold your iPhone 4 with sweaty palms.
3. Buy Android instead since you can’t handle mine.
4. You’ve been cheated! Today is the real launch of iPhone 5! Gizmodo, you lose!
5. Inviting Lady Gaga and sings
“Hello hello baby you called
I can’t hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you say? say?”