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I’m Back

September 29th, 2007 by Jonathan

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Good Day fellow friends,

I am finally back from my 2 weeks confinement in Pulau Tekong. Love it or hate it I will be back every weekend from now onwards unless I have guard duty.

The thing I really hate most about staying on that island is the fact that I am being deprived of all the current affairs. I’m such a sucker when it comes to media and news so much so that halfway through my 2 weeks confinement I was already on the verge of going crazy.

Another thing about ‘doing time’ is that it depletes your level of vocabulary. Seriously I didn’t know what words to use to type this entry. And to be frank with you I felt weird using the keyboard.

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Miss Earth Singapore 2007

September 24th, 2007 by KayKay

Over the weekend, yours truly was invited (ok fine, I paid in full!!) to attend the coronation night of Miss Earth Singapore 2007. Green and glamour has been the theme of the pageant, so unfortunately the only model-esque female present at the event was the very hot, Rebecca Tan…

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How to Escape a Fart?!?

September 21st, 2007 by Melvin

I believe that many people have their own ways of escaping farts but they do not really share their experiences on how to escape it.

As for me, I will simply fart and pretend to rush over to somewhere! Simple and easy!

To those who want advice on escaping a fart, see the video clip below.

Disclaimer: Please do not rehearse it anywhere in public.

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Review: I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry

September 21st, 2007 by KayKay

Will you marry your best buddy?

2 out of 5 popcorns

The premise of the film seemed intriguing enough, but ultimately it wasn’t all that much entertaining in the end. None of the humour in this film was really clever, so in the end it resorted to the typical nude shower scenes and also the awkward scenes of the young boy dancing.

The film’s only positive point was the appearance of Jessica Biel as the ‘gay’ couple’s defense lawyer. And also, the boob-grabbing scene! Damn Adam Sandler! And the apperance of Rob Schneider as the Japanese man was a pleasant surprise. Lance Bass (from N*Sync) also makes a cameo.

Overall, this film was kindaaaa teetering on boring the hell out of me at certain points. If you’re in for light-hearted laughs, then go for it. If not, you’re probably better off waiting for it on HBO.

P.S: This film is rated M18.

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Just the normal way of playing pool? No!

September 21st, 2007 by Bobby

I always thought people who play pool and manage to pot those balls into the hole are amazing!

It’s the precise amount of strength to use and the angle of contact between the cue and the ball that strongly determines the outcome. But I was wrong when I saw this.

Is this really possible?
It could have been some video editing done, or perhaps it’s just the wind that is blowing. Our eyes could even be playing tricks on us!What’s your say?

Posted in Mind Boggling | | 0 Comments

Mom-Dad?

September 18th, 2007 by KayKay

I think all of the women in the world can finally rejoice, as science has finally found a breakthrough in bending genetics (and whatever the hell else they have bended) to bring you the world’s first… Pregnant Man.

And I thought I would never live to see the day…

Posted in Issues, Mind Boggling | | 8 Comments

No Jackpot? How to win?

September 17th, 2007 by Melvin

It is probably a non-issue for us teenagers to worry about current affairs of our island-nation, but I’m sure most, if not all of us, are eagerly awaiting the construction of 2 Integrated Resorts on our sunny shores. Expect luxury, entertainment and most importantly, casinos! Who doesn’t love the jackpot machine?!

Imagine Auntie Nyonya Kuey asking Uncle Tao Sa Piah, “How to play this machine ar? Why got one stick with a black ball peetrude out one ar? Antenna har?”

No Uncle, Auntie! It’s a jackpot machine!!@@$@$@%!!!

But most of the gamblers lose their money due to these evil machines. They gamble much more in hope that they would recoup their losses through winning at any later point of time. Unfortunately, they don’t.

Worse still, these evil machines have even gone further and transformed themselves into innocent, cute pinkish ones to woo adolescents.

Case File 1:

Introduction:

Pinkish and bright, this outstanding cute machine woos all Plush Toy Lovers. Their aim is to collect as much money as possible from those trying to win one of the poohs.

The Verdict:

Forget about playing it. It warps your idea of owning a Pooh. The more credits you insert into the machine, the more it justifies that you’re better off affording one at Mini Toons.

The 20 odd poohs inside that machine must be laughing at the players and calling them in a chipmunk voice:“STUPID!”

Case File 2:

Introduction:

Pinkish and bright, this outstanding cute machine woos all Plush Toy Lovers. Their aim is to collect as much money as possible from those trying to win one of the poohs.

The Verdict:

Forget about playing it. It warps your idea of owning a Pooh. The more credits you insert into the machine, the more it justifies that you’re better off affording one at Mini Toons.

The 3 poohs inside that machine must be laughing at the players and calling them in a chipmunk voice:“You are so stupid till the extent that when your teacher did spelling with you on 100 different words, you only spelt S.T.U.P.I.D. correctly.”

Isn’t it the same?

Conclusion: These machines are darn evil, they love using Winnie the Pooh as a bait to entice people to squander their money away.

But MiloBillabong has the greatest solution that helps everyone to be winners. YES! It’s pretty easy and everyone will definitely win.

When you insert coins into this machine, it will reward you accordingly to your wish. It even accepts EZ-Link cards and Cashcards too. Isn’t this even more technologically-advanced than those jackpots and Plush toy machines?

Introducing…

“Mummy Mummy! I want 7Up! Can you win one for me??”

*Inserts coins and press.

“Mummy! You’re so awesome!

You won one 7Up for me! I love you!”

*You will see mothers flocking to such machines tomorrow.

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Rechargeable Battery Run on Bodily Fluids

September 16th, 2007 by Jonathan

Battery ran out of power? Not to worry! The NoPoPo rechargeable battery actually allows you to charge up that little battery with yes, you’re not reading it wrong, your URINE.

The Japanese people are really an innovative bunch. I wouldn’t be surprised to know that in the future in order to recharge your iPod, all you have to do is pee on it. iPeed.

NoPoPo