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Wonder Fingers

August 31st, 2007 by Melvin

Ok, there goes the eclipse of the blood moon.

Does viewers want to experience something more bloody & gruesome? You love Saw trilogies but do you love viewing finger twisting moments?

If you do, enjoy the video. (Disclaimer: Please do not try this! Do this stunt with your doll.)

I love the initial screams by Sally, Bobby’s friend.

A sequel to the wonder fingers 1.

More stunts to come and yes, this are real, genuine videos. All stunts are done by MiloBillabong.
Call him a freak.

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Lunar Eclipse Collage

August 29th, 2007 by Bobby

Here’s a treat to you readers who missed the eclipse yesterday evening around 1730 - 2030.

p.s - These pictures are taken from three different views.Cheers!

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Lunar Eclipse 28 Aug, 2007

August 28th, 2007 by Jonathan

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Those of you who missed the lunar eclipse on Discovery Channel’s Live streaming webpage, here’s a pictorial walk you through of the entire process during the eclipse. But before you go about assuming that the pictures are that of the lunar eclipse that occurred this evening, I am sorry to disappoint you. These pictures are (apparently) taken in the 2004 lunar eclipse.

Nonetheless I can pretty much rest my case that there shouldn’t be much variance between both events, I mean like how can the shadow of Earth change so drastically unless we turned oval right? So to see individual processional shots you may click below.

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Worst. Special effects. Ever.

August 27th, 2007 by KayKay

Forget your CGI-heavy flicks like Transformers and King Kong. Here’s Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.

I like how the guy just conveniently jumps into the sharks’ mouth. Same for the guy on the jetski.

OH MY GODDDDDDD NOOOOOOO!

And if you thought that video was cheesy, wait till you watch this!

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Blood Moon

August 26th, 2007 by Jonathan

Moon

If you go back into history, this would probably be the time when the Aztecs and Mayans performed ritual sacrifices to please their blood thirsty gods. Why? Because the moon became blood red on one very special night. But today this phenomenon has lost most of its divine meaning to science (hail astronomers) for this is not the work of a blood thirsty god, but more of an astronomical coincidence.

On the 28th of August (Tuesday) at 1752 hours (Singapore Time GMT +8) people the world over will witness the eclipse of the moon as it aligns itself with the earth and the sun. Unfortunately for us, we wouldn’t be able to see the blood moon in its pre-halloween debut. But lucky for us, we MIGHT just be able to catch the partial eclipse that follows when the moons starts to leave the outer shadow of the Earth (Umbra) at roughly between 1922 hours to 2030 hours.

Shouldn’t the moon be totally black if the light from the sun is blocked by Earth? Well when the moon aligns itself with mother earth and the sun, the light refracting and scattering around the earth’s sphere would still reach the moon. And the degree of redness of the moon will depend on the amount of dust and clouds present in the atmosphere along the line of day and night. Sounds deep isn’t it?

Just imagine the eclipse of the Sun. This happens when the earth is aligned with the moon and the sun. People in the countries that are experiencing the eclipse would be able to see the moon as a dark disk with a halo of light. Same thing, a man on the moon would see earth as a dark disk with a halo of light. And it is this light that gets refracted by the earth’s atmosphere before getting reflected on the surface of the moon as illustrated in the 2 pictures below.

Earth Disk
This is how a man on the moon would see the earth during the eclipse

$Moon Refraction$
The illustration shows you how the light gets refracted on the moon

Judging from the amount of pollution present in our atmosphere today, we can vaguely guess the degree of redness of the moon this coming Tuesday.

The Discovery Channel will be streaming LIVE footage of the lunar eclipse on their website from 1730 hours to 2030 hours on the 28th of August, 2007 Tuesday. You may log on to: www.discoverychannelasia.com/eclipse/ to catch the rare astronomical event.

While you do that, I’ll be busy sacrificing my colleague from PRC. Oops did I say colleague? What I meant was pork to appease my god which so happens to be my encyclopedia. Ok fine, ignore me.

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Bondevia Contest Closes

August 26th, 2007 by Jonathan

Thank you to all the participants in our recent contest. Our crew members will now sift through every email to find the best entry. I’ve just looked through the entries and yes it is going to be tough choice for the judges.

Contest CLosed

Results will be announced on the 1st of September 2007.

Meanwhile enjoy the rest of our entries

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The wonders of braces.

August 24th, 2007 by Bobby

Some people smile with their mouth closed,
Some people smile confidently with a D shaped smile.
Some people can’t even have a proper smile.

What’s the whole problem?

I always believe it is the teeth that matters when it comes to smiling

Last time I used to have hideous teeth. They are crooked and the top of my teeth is protruding out so much that it gives me alot of problems when I sleep at night. I will have the problem of drooling and grinding my teeth when I sleep.
I believe it is because of the gap and uneven shape of teeth that does not allow my mouth to close most of the time.

So the solution to it - BRACES.
Let’s see the difference.
By the way, we’ve got a friend that wears braces who is willing to share his photos with us.
Here we go.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Don’t you want braces too now?
There are some things that are amazing too!Take alook at this.

These are the different colour bands that the patient gets to choose for every monthly appointment.More into details,

They are actually those tiny rings that is used to put onto the brackets itself.
The more rounds it is turned on the bracket, the tighter the braces will get.I had an interview with my friend, WeiLiang.
This is some of the questions I asked him.

Bobby: How much is your total fee for your braces?
WeiLiang: I spent around $4000 for everything but I believe it will be half the price if it is government clinic.

Bobby: How long does it take for the whole process to end?
WeiLiang: From what the doctor told me, I think my case will take 2 years. I had friends that need to put them on for 3 years but those are for serious cases.

Bobby: How do you think putting on braces have changed your life?
WeiLiang: Well, I guess my life changed quite alot. Last time, I have friends that used to laugh at me when I got really ugly teeth.
I got shunned by some of my friends that are superficial and they can be really nasty but after having braces, those friends came back to me and wanted to befriend me. I just told them off and be with the friends that are with me during my hardest time. I become my confident with my looks and how I present myself in front of people.
p.s - I no longer drool.

Bobby: Seems like it played a big part in your life. So have kissed anyone with your braces on?
WeiLiang: That’s a rather sensitive question. Can we skipped that?

Bobby: Alright, Can you tell us how you feel when you got that on for the first few months?
WeiLiang: For the first few weeks, I have to drink porridge. Yes! Drink! I can’t chew onto anything because it hurts alot when you start biting with your teeth. But after a few months, it will be better and you will only feel the pain whenever you go back to the dental for tightening. I also have problem talking and closing my mouth because the edges of the brackets are really sharp. This is the problem why I got problem pronouncing some words.

Bobby: Can you give us a few examples?
WeiLiang: Sure! Apple. I tend to say “Arrr per“? Orange. “Or ling“! Aeroplane. “Air low plane“!

Bobby: Thanks for information WeiLiang. I hope the readers will be entertained.
WeiLiang: I hope that will be useful to people out that may want to put braces on.

p.s - Did I told anyone my full name is Bobby Yeo WeiLiang?

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TGIF - There’s more to that

August 24th, 2007 by Jonathan

Thank God It's Friday

Yup, it’s the day of the week again when working class people would let down their hair and say TGIF! But seriously, there is more to TGIF then just “Thank God It’s Friday” you know. Especially for people (bummers) who don’t work at all and most probably would have already lost the ability to identify the days of the week because every day seems to be a Sunday for them. So here here is Bondevia’s version of TGIF, or rather multiple versions.

For all the independent women out there this is for you. You have everything to be proud of girls!

Thank God I'm Female

For the unfaithful boys out there, here’s something to ease your attempts to inform your girlfriend about your recent disappearance. Just tell her TGIF so simple and easy.

Tell Girlfriend I'm Flirting

For guys out there with huge egos. This is for you.

To Girls I'm Fabulous

Just for those who just made it big out in the world, congratulations!

Thank God I'm Famous

For your grandma…

Think Grandma is Farting

For Grandpa…

Think Grandpa Is Flirting

For guys who don’t Bathe…

Tell Girls I'm Filthy

Last but not least, just to praise myself a little…

Thank God I'm Funny

Yup, there’s no denying that fact. Hur hur hur. Bondevia is the ultimate:)

PS: Comments about me being not funny will be deleted.

PPS: Dammit I sound like Xia Xue

PPPS: Just kidding! Freedom of Expression baby!

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Drama & Ads takes place @ SMRT

August 23rd, 2007 by Melvin

I’ve come to a conclusion that STOMP, Singapore Seen has most of its posts about SMRT; like eating Roti Prata, Hokkien Mee, Sleeping, Chatting, sitting at wrong spots, doesn’t give sits to pregnant woman and eldery, sucides and ‘blar blar blar’…

Oh oh! Do you know?

Do you know that currently, there are 176 posts regarding about train woes on Singapore Seen, STOMP? It’s one of the most frequently talked about! Frankly speaking, just scrap away Singapore Seen and replace it with SMRT Seen.

Come on, I mean there’s so much more to post rather to concentrate about the happenings related to train journey, etc. Am I right?

Wrong! Okay, I am contradicting myself because there are so many ‘dramas’ on the train to the extent that LTA or SMRT doesn’t even need to consider having TVMobile installed on every cabin of the train! There are excessive reality ‘dramas’ inside every cabin.

There are 6 cabins in a MRT; which means 6 ‘channels’ for you to watch. Every cabin has its own unique channels and you can tune in to every ~~cabin~~ channel by walking cabin to cabin. If you prefer watching “Food Craze”, tune to Channel 1. For “Sleep O’ Holics”, tune to Channel 4.

MiloBillabong decides to watch the 2nd ~~cabin~~ channel.

The Pole Dancing Discovery Channel.

The Pole Dancing Discovery Channel, Every 8pm on Channel 2.

Take a look, take a close look from the top till bottom. Catch a glimpse of how his hands were placed seductively.

His posture was picture perfect and spine was streamlined with the balmy curve of the pole. With sleeves folded up, girls drool over his exposed sexy bicep and his ‘underbridge’ triceps.

If MiloBillabong were to blast the song, Justin Timberlake - Sexyback, the entire settings will be perfect for true HD filming.

Now, my dear readers, you tell me whether does anyone want to stand around his territory and worst of all, hold on to that particular pole?

Mr Durian Ting Ah Miao, a 65 year old retiree says: “Siao ah! Who wants to stand beside him? He’s on his sexy act and don’t go and steal the limelight lah! His armpit must be damn smelly and I am so disgusted by it! Why public transport must ban commuters for possessing durians? I want to propose new rule! Ban all those who flaunt their armpit with their thick black forest ~~cake~~!!! The smell of their armpits are practically more appalling than the scent of durians. YES! THE SCENT OF DURIANS!!”

Should LTA consider this?

No armpits exposed allowed?

With this new effective rule, Stompers will have more to complain about armpits exposed on trains because they have new rule to support their case. This will be added on to their predecessors such as No Food, No Drinks, No Durians, No Flammable Liquids and lastly, No Exposed Armpits.

Do you know?
SMRT also has hidden ads too!

You know that your movie is a local film. Thus, you are very clear that budgeting is very important in order to profit from local filming industries. So as a director for the new local movie “881″, what can you do?

Promote your movie beside MRT TRACKS! MiloBillabong spotted an incredible refreshing ad on the local movie, 881 at Jurong East MRT Interchange, the middle platform track.

Isn’t SMRT Media a true SMART media?

Readers, you can spot this @ the middle platform, 1st cabin heading towards Pasir Ris.

What’s Next for SMRT?

Ratatouille : Rat-a-too-ee ads? Sprawling rats all over the tracks?

I saw Simon Cowell folding his arms, turning his head away and says: “Absolutely Horrendous, Ghastly…” *rolls eyes*

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The Great Escape

August 20th, 2007 by Jonathan

3 convicts are about to make the greatest escape from jail ever caught on tape.

Not! … Sorry what I meant was the greatest joke on the entire planet.

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