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Bondevia in JB

June 30th, 2007 by Jonathan

Wooo, the video of our day trip in Malaysia is out!

Here’s some information just for you if you are planning to travel there by public transport.

Take bus 170 from Queens Street or you can take bus CW1 from Kranji MRT Station
Bus 170 goes to Larkins Bus Terminal while CW1 will take you to kota Raya (Which is pretty near City square)

One more thing, you wouldn’t be seeing the likes of Slackaroo and Kid around often because they have officially enlisted into National Service. They don’t even have time for friends anymore

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Transformers: More than meets the eye

June 29th, 2007 by Jonathan

Spoiler Alert: Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky) has signed a contract for 3 movies. Which means that Transformers will not be ending here

The CGI in this movie was fantastic, needless to say the camera angles were postioned really nicely (We all love Micheal Bay don’t we). The story line was pretty predictable, but still we’re still awarding this movie with

4 outta 5 popcorns

With 4 reasons of course, Megan Fox probably gave Earth the biggest reason to be rescued by the Autobots because she was sizzling HOT. The Movie had some humour, it made me laugh quite a bit, really loudly though:) The Robots were fantastically cool, especially Bumble Bee after his make-over (when will Singapore have a Chevrolet Camaro). And lastly, because Megatron didn’t transform into a gun!

This movie made the US Military look so good, working hand-in-hand with the Autobots to rid the Decepticons. One thing though, I just don’t know how the F22 Raptor Pilots identify who’s good and who’s bad. Yes there is a difference in colour, the Decepticons are mostly Military vehicles so they are mostly greyish in colour and the Autobots are just everyday vehicles (more colourful). But I mean you are in Attack mode and you see a giant Robot walking on the streets, what is the likelihood of not shooting them? Right?

2 more sequels to go, who will lead the decepticons next? Since Megatron is destroyed (Oops, spoiler! Haha). I place my bets on Starscream. Now excuse me ’cause my laptop wants to go save the world.

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High Pitched Guest

June 25th, 2007 by Jonathan

This is nasty ok! You have to watch this video. And IF you laugh…. Hahaha.

The host was really mean. But to think of it, IF I were ever in his position. I might have laughed too. But in order not to hurt his feelings I would pretend to choke and pass out and get somebody to carry me away backstage and regain consciousness. Then I’ll just say, “I’m sorry, I ran out of breath”

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Uncle Bondevia: Guys with Girlfriends

June 24th, 2007 by Jonathan

It’s Uncle Bondevia time! We used to receive emails on a regular basis, but it died down after some time because nobody wants to talk to us anymore Hahaha. Just kidding! Keep the emails coming we will respect your confidentiality, if you request for it that is.

Hey Guys.

Let me first congratulate you on an excellent job for maintaining such a wonderful blog Having been your avid reader for the past 1 year, I thoroughly enjoy all your entries & the stories you have posted. Do keep up the great work & I hope the viewerships will continue to grow in many years to come.

Moving on, the purpose of my email is to pose this question to our gentlemen out there (including our Bondevia crew) & will appreciate that you share with all the ladies what are the telltales of an attached guy.

Take for instance a girl is keen on a guy whom she just got to know recently but to avoid asking him whether he has a girlfriend or not, are there any signs she can keep a look out for? I’m sure there are ladies out there who prefer to become friends with the guy they are interested in before they jump into a relationship. But at the same time wants to know whether he is ‘available’ or not.

Yup, I gonna end my email here & I look forward to your answers soon Thanks & Cheers!Rgds
KhiM KhiM
Dear Khim Khim,

Thank you for your email and your support! I just want to let you know how much this email means to me and I am really touched by your comments. Much appreciated

To answer your question, yes there are telltale signs that you can look out for in a guy to see if he is attached.

First, you frequently see him on the phone. Guys seldom talk to guys on the phone, even if they do, the way they speak is different. If it’s to a guy friend, they would appear to be loud and sometimes pretty ‘hostile’. But when they are talking to their girlfriends (or at least the girl they like), they tend to be a little more gentle sometimes mushy and flirty. Of course, there would be times when they quarrel also. Pay attention to words like “Why are you always like that?”, “You won’t understand how I feel”, “Of course I understand you” etc.

Second telltale sign would be frequent smses. Again, guys tend to send really short replies to their guy friends so the sms session wouldn’t last long. But when they sms a girl they like, you would most likely start to get annoyed by the sms ringtone and would probably see him smiling or laughing to himself. If you are a close friend of his, don’t be surprised if he asked you how to phrase himself or what to reply.

Third, Mr M.I.A (Missing in Action). Everytime there is an outing he would either not turn up or he would say that he will meet you guys in the later part of the day. It’s S.O.P, girlfriends always someway or somehow coincidentally ask them out on the same day.

Forth, this is really easy. FRIENDSTER. Haha, you can either see from his status (some guys do not put ‘In a relatisonship’) or you’d realised pictures of the same girl appearing frequently on his profile.

The Fifth telltale sign, which I don’t really feel is that accurate, when you see him online he takes really long to reply you because most of the time he is busy chatting with his girlfriend or he is on the phone with her. But of course when it comes to guys, they could always be playing DOTA, Football Manager or they are simply too popular and have too many people to chat with. Let’s not forget about cyber sex.

I am sure there are more telltale signs but these are just the common few. But there’s only one way to be 100% sure if the guy is attached or not and that is to ask him. I can understand that some of you girls are just too shy to ask. So here is a really corny way to find out if they guy is attached. Corny but foolproof method.

Get into a conversation and once you 2 get comfortable talking to each other…

Girl: oh, it’s near dinner time. Wanna join me for dinner?
Guy: Hmmm
Girl: Hehehe, your girlfriend don’t allow right?
Guy: No lah, I don’t have a girlfriend.

See! How easy!

Good luck to all of you girls out there looking for the right guy!! And remember this, I’m still single and available! Hahahaha

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Pre-Marital Sex

June 24th, 2007 by Jonathan

Before I begin, I’d just like to say that The Bondevia Crew does not condone Pre-Marital Sex (PMS).

We have always been believers of freedom of expression, that I cannot deny. And we have to realise that Sex is a form of expression. You dare say no? Sex can be a form of expressing love to the other party, albeit there are many other ways to express that. Sex can also express how horny you are, yada yada. These are just examples to depict the point that sex is a form of expression and it would look as if we are contradicting ourselves when we say we do not encourage pre-marital sex.

But no.. We are not. If you are married and you have sex we wouldn’t say we are not encouraging you right? And No again, we are not very traditional and conservative people. Sex is fun, who would deny this fact but teenagers (statiscally they are the ones who perform PMS) need to realise that by practicing abstinence, you might actually be protecting your future. Sexual Transmitted Diseases aka STDs is not as contained as you think it is. Unless you can guarantee that the person you are having sex with is the person you are going to spend your entire life with, I wouldn’t argue with you. But as humans, we are curious by nature. Face it, we were all once monkeys (in the scientific point of view), we are very inquisitive creatures and yes we do get bored of things all the time.

The point I am trying to bring across here is that when you abstain from sex before you are married, chances of you contracting a life threatening STD like AIDS is significantly lower. You are young and you have plenty of years ahead of you so why throw it all down the drain? Sex can always come in the later part in life, when you’re more matured and when your sexual organs are all fully developed Don’t you think it would be more fun that way? Think about it, you’re 19 and you engage in sexual intercourse with a few people you meet in the club. You get an STD and your entire life is ruined. What happens if there’s a pregnancy involved? You’re going to let an innocent vermint contract the disease too?

I’m not saying that you wouldn’t contract STDs after you are married. There are some unfaithful douchebags out there sleeping around despite being married. But how many couples are like that? It’s only a minority. If both parties are clean, and they remain faithful to each other there is a near 99% guarantee of not contracting any STD. The other 1% is contracting the Disease non-sexually (through syringes, blood transfusion etc.)

Which brings me to another point, Unwanted Pregnancies. Who is going to take care fo the baby? Ok, I’ve heard of shot gun marriages and such. But what if you are only 15 years old? Please don’t tell me you will get married. At that tender age you will be confused and you wouldn’t know what to do. Girls will not know if they should abort the child or conceive it. If they choose to conceive the baby they face another dilemma, to give it up for adoption or to take care of it. And in situations like these it’s common to see the girls in a state of depression. As for the guys, you’ll get caned for having sex with a minor and you might try to run away from the responsibility. But who is to blame?

People always love to blame the guys in such situations. But come on, the girls also have a part to play, it takes 2 hands to clap, a sperm and an egg to make a baby. So guys! We have to protect ourselves too! Don’t have pre-marital sex or use a condom ~~(double layer if you have to).~~ Apparently I’ve learned that 2 layers of condom is dangerous, my bad!

Noticed I only wrote in a scientific and medical point of view. Religion definitely plays a part when it comes to PMS. BUT being a Atheist, I shall not touch on that matter. We care and we would really love to see the rate of STDs decreasing. IF you really need to have sex, please don’t be a commando, use a damn condom!

Your life is in your own hands, make the right choice. No one else can do it for you

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Not Enough Cold

June 22nd, 2007 by Jonathan

Yup, as stupid as the title may sound. This was what I saw pasted on a Vending Machine in Escape Theme Park, Singapore.

A direct translation from the chinese term, 不够冷 (Bú Gòu Lěng), meaning that the Drinks are not cold enough. Honestly such mistake shouldn’t be made in Singapore.

Your Satisfaction, My PIRORITY. Goodness. It’s on every page of a Chinese Calendar.

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Advertorial: Hitchoo.com

June 18th, 2007 by Jonathan

If you have Friendster, or Myspace here’s something new and more improved! Get a Hitchoo.com account and you’d recieve 8 personalised cards with usernames and passwords.

So if you walk along Orchard one fine day and you happened to see someone attractive, instead of mustering all your courage to approach the person asking for their phone numbers and risk goofing up. Why not just take out your Hitchoo cards and say, “Hey there! Here’s my Hitchoo Card and I’d love to be friends! *Wide Smile* Just simply log on to hitchoo.com, type in the username and password and voila!”

How Simple? and Stylish!

You’ll look like one of those freelance modelling agency personnel walking on the street to scout for talent. But of course, don’t use this as a corny excuse ok! (That’s my excuse! )

So what are you waiting for? Log on to Hitchoo.com now!

Click the ad on your left to access the webpage.

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Whatever!

June 17th, 2007 by Jonathan

Omg, she’s so adorable.

Whatever!

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Fantastic 4 not so fantastic afterall..

June 16th, 2007 by Jonathan

The Rise of the Silver Surfer was a disappointment. Firstly because of the uber lame storyline and secondly because of the way they portray the characters so inaccurately. This leaves us with no choice to rate them a pathetic
2.5 outta 5 Popcorns
You don’t really have to have an extensive knowledge on Marvel comics to understand these movies (Spider-man, Fantastic 4, X-Men etc) because the producers literally create stories of their own and don’t really go according to the real history behind the some of he characters. I for one, am particular about such details because it’s comic facts make me fall in love with the comic characters.

Rumours on the net were speculating on what form the producers of this Fantastic instalment decide to have Galactus appear as, a humanoid or just a giant wondering hungry ball of space dust. And Judging from my disappointment you can just guess what to expect, no intention to spoil the movie though. And it never occur to me that something so powerful can create a herald to serve him only to have him turn his back to destroy his master. It’s like asking the muffin to destroy the oven. It’s impossible. But in this movie they did it, FANTASTIC!

By the way, if you ever sense some familiarity when you hear the Silver Surfer speak, you MAY have heard that voice before (think The Matrix Trilogy). Laurence Fishburne aka Morpheus is the voice of the Silver surfer. Haha, too bad it’s not his real body, ’cause honestly I thought the Silver Surfer was really hot for a guy.

The only reason why this movie is getting a 2.5 rating from us is because of the number of times it succeeded in making me laugh (it’s pretty comedic) and also because Jessica Alba (The Invicible Woman) still looks so good in blonde hair. Oh oh oh, did I mention that the Fantastic Car is actually a Dodge? They did feature the logo for a split second. How cool huh.

To know more information on the Silver Surfer, here’s a good source for you. What are you waiting for? Those who hesitate, masturbates

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Bondevia Exclusive: Drug Peddlers, in Public

June 13th, 2007 by Jonathan

[Singapore 11 June, 2007] Just after attending their graduation ceremony, a group of Ngee Ann Polytechnic Students boarded bus 174 to make their way to town to celebrate, what they saw shocked each and every one of them.

Sammy (name kept to protect his identity) and his polymates found themselves seated beside a group of drug peddlers distributing drugs into small packages in broad daylight.

“Initially we thought they were just a bunch of loud mouth hooligans talking about their encounters with the police and all, I turned my head after hearing him talking on the phone about pills only to see him holding a packet of drugs in his hands. I was dumbfounded and I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t call the police as they were only beside me. So I decided to take a video, covering my phone behind my friend”

The entire upper deck of the bus was filled with commuters and the drug peddlers just went about doing their vices nonchalantly thinking that nobody would be watching since they were at the back.

One of the other students claimed to have heard the main peddler saying ‘If you drop the pills on the floor and it cracks, means it’s not fresh anymore.’

“There were 3 peddlers altogether. 2 male and 1 female. The lady was seated beside the window calculating something on her phone and jotting stuff on a notepad. While the man beside her was distributing drugs from the plastic bags into small bottles and talking to another man behind. I was shocked.” said Susy, another NP student.

Our artist drew out and impression of what was going on in the bus based on their description.

The 2 men were described to be in their late 20s, 1 Indian and 1 Chinese while the woman was in her 20s, Chinese.

What is the world coming to when illegal activities such as drug peddling can be committed in broad day light? Criminals in Singapore are becoming bolder because they feel that citizens here cannot be bothered with what they are doing so long as it doesn’t affect them directly. Do you think this is true?

The Bondevia crew understands that the only reason why the group of students refused to report this to the authorities is because they fear they might get hurt.

“I mean if they dare to do something like that so boldly in public, I don’t see why they wouldn’t dare to hurt us if we called the cops. I wouldn’t be surprised to know that anyone of them might be armed.”

Sammy sent us the video and upon inspection we realised that you could barely see the criminals in action. Nonetheless, we will be uploading the video on our website. Just click more to view.

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