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The Very Best of 2006

December 31st, 2006 by Jonathan

We can finally start closing the doors of 2006 and start counting down to the 7th year of the 2nd Millenium.

Does that mean that everything of 2006 should be forgotten as we move on towards the future? No, definitely not. We will always remember 2006 for being the year of the MRT deaths, year when central Singapore suffered from flash floods, the year of The Tammy and the Tammy wannabes, the year of Saddam Hussein’s execution (can’t believe he’s dead already), the year of the Haze again and the list goes on and on.

Too many fond memories of 2006 albeit there’s a saying that one should forget about the past and look forward to the future.

Bondevia too has its fair share of memories, that is why we are having
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THE VERY BEST OF 2006

Fret not all you lazy people. There is not much for you to read here. It’s mostly videos and maybe a little desciption, just a little bit.

What more can I say but to start of with

The Funniest Video Parody 2006

The Best Faux Movie Trailer

The Best Educational Video 2006

It’s a tie for this.

The Best Turn-off 2006

Warning. VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT HERE!! IF YOU ARE BELOW 18, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

Funniest Video 2006

Daniel Chesterfield

Most Adorable Video 2006

Funniest Local Video
NTU Lecturer

2006 is indeed a very interesting year, probably my busiest also. Nonethless, we will always remember the people who risk their lives to provide us the best of entertainment on the internet.

See you all in 2007.

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Boxing Day!!

December 25th, 2006 by Jonathan

Woo Pee!! There’s so many peopel to thank for all the presents this Christmas. Sincerely I appreciate all the effort and I love all of the presents alot!

What’s the best present I got this year? Haha, it’s from pops again. It’s a new collection to the Bondevia Production Equipment. Yup, it’s another techy, it’s a lappy!

Compaq Presario V3000.

Thanks to dad, and of course thanks to Starhub.

So now it’s going to add on to the ulitmate study table.

If you look at the screens closely, you would see the biggest clue for what to expect on Bondevia’s 1st Anniversary on the 3rd of January.

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Merry Christmas

December 25th, 2006 by Jonathan

It’s the time of the year again, Merry Christmas everybody!

As usual town is full of chaos as the Christmas Hooligans litter our clean and green streets with truckloads of confetti and spray foams. The most annoying thing about these people is their shallow acts of spraying foam on innocent by-passers. Yes, I agree that tis the season to be jolly. But not to such an extend don’t you think?

I saw this girl yesterday getting sprayed from head to toe. She was so pissed, the foam on the body was starting to sizzle, I mean literally. Ok fine, that’s just a metaphor. The point is, the people who sprayed her are all strangers!!

Ok, put yourself in her position. Will you be happy and jolly? Haha, I highly doubt so.

Nonetheless, it is the season for giving and forgiving. So we shall forgive the young and foolish, immature idiots who destroy the image of Singapore. And not to forget the racist who go round targetting foreign Indian workers on the streets. I admire those workers for having the ability to continue having fun despite the fact that they are aware of being victims of hate crimes.

On a happy note, at leas I enjoyedmyself yesterday. Trying my best to dodge true Orchard Road to avoid the sprays. Having fun with my friens all the way till 6am in the morning.

I guess this is what Christmas is about. It’s about having fun with the people you love, family and friends alike.

Once again, Merry Christmas everybody!

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Have a Merry Christmas

December 22nd, 2006 by Jonathan

If you are working in the Service industry, ok wait let me rephrase myself. If you are working you would realise that this is the time of the year where staff will begin to claim all their leaves.

Different companies have different benefits for their staffs. Some have more annual leaves than others, some do not. So this is the time of the year when people who are not satisfied with the number of annual leaves they have in a year to start claiming their medical leaves.

Absentism is pretty real in the working industry. And people like us who so happen to work in the service line have to take in all the shit. We either have to come earlier and work for longer hours, or we have to stay back after our shifts to work for longer hours.

I was doing overtime just this Monday, 13 hours of work to be exact and it struck me when I saw the sign on the white board “Merry Christmas”.

It’s the season of giving, thus explaining why doctors are so generous when it comes to the issuing of Medical Certificates (MC). And then it struck me again, “Have a Merry Christmas”. The sentence had a sublimal message. The intials of Merry Christmas is M C !!!

“Have a Merry Christmas” in short is actually “Have a MC!!”

Damn I should write a book. ‘The Christmas Code: Explanations for missing Staff’

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Do you ‘Umbrella’

December 19th, 2006 by Jonathan

Christmas is round the corner and the weather is dampening our festive mood day by day. The monsoon season arrived slightly later this year, but it is also the heaviest I have ever experienced.

With non-stop rain for the past 2 days already, how are Singaporeans coping with the weather? The highest recorded volume of rainfall was in 1978 at a staggering 512mm of rainfall. Right now we are experiencing 313mm of rainfall for the past 18 hours already! That’s wet. I, living in Thomson Road happen to be in one of the worse hit areas in our little ’sunny’ island. Flash floods that reached all the way to waist levels (how credible can this information be, judging from the fact that the average middle age Singaporean can be quite short).

So to make things fair we should use the same man who got stuck at the Singtel building in Upper Thomson road as a water gauge. I’m not going to deny the fact that I am a little short for a guy, the point I’m trying to bring across is that we need accurate instruments for analysis before giving out the information, on Channel 5 News.

This brings me to a question, how many Singaporeans actually use an umbrella? If you are a girl or above let’s say 40 years of age you can ignore this question ’cause I know you DO use an umbrella. But if you are a teenage boy, let me ask you, do you use an umbrella on a raining day?

The usage of an umbrella is like a taboo for a typical teenage boy, yes I speak for myself too. It is deemed as uncool and unmanly to be seen holding on to an umbrella even if it were black in colour or with the huge initials ‘LV’ imprinted on it. It is just not right for us, men, to be using umbrellas.

We would rather search our house for a stack of old newspapers to cover our heads or simply just brave through the rain (only when heading home). What’s best is we even play in the rain.

Now that I’ve matured, so have my friends we found our behaviour in the past somewhat stupid. I mean you arrive at your destination soaking wet, with a common hairstyle, all down. You spent 30 mins on your hair and the next thing you know it you arrive at your destination like you’ve just taken a bathe. And the smell of being drenched is horrible.

So which is more embarrassing? Holding on to a wet umbrella or walking around like Swamp Thing?

I know this entry can easy pass me as being chauvinistic and stereotypical. But what I am typing is very real. YES, there are guys who use umbrellas I am very aware of that. But do you deny that there are guys that don’t just to look cool? Ahaha.

That’s all for now, I have to go collect water to bathe!

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Will it Blend?

December 19th, 2006 by Jonathan

This is really some sick shit!

I’ll only do it if I am am capable of buying Ferraris or Lambos, then again I’ll be considered stupid.

Blending your IPOD.

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Stabbing in Singapore

December 15th, 2006 by Jonathan

In broad day-light, this Chinese National stabs a woman multiple times until he was stopped by passer-bys.

The Newpaper wrote on its front page headlines that nobody came to the woman’s rescue but if you viewed the video yourself you would have realised how dispicable the tabloids can be, sensationalising the story to such an extent that it made Singaporeans look as bad as the China man stabbing the woman.

Yes, maybe it took quite sometime before the first person stepped up to help the poor lady. But if you think about it, you see a mad fella stabbing a woman in BROAD DAYLIGHT, obviously you know that the man is capable of doing anything, and that includes hurting the shit out of you. So a rational person would take some time to consider the possibilities of rescuing the woman before moving forward to help her.

Saw the guy waving his helmet is a franctic attempt to stop the mad China man from attacking the lady? Who said nobody was helping her. There were so many people there.

How can we trust the credibility of our Newspapers these days.

Singapore is a pretty happening place of late, for the wrong reasons I guess. All this psycho ass got was 8 years of Jail and 4 strokes of the cane. That’s pretty lenient if you ask me. Comparing the amount of injury he caused the woman to suffer. It’s pretty obvious he had no intentions of killing the woman, he probably just wanted to hurt her badly.

If I were the prosecutor, I would jail him for 8 years, cane him 8 times, and send him to a deserted island surrounded by sharks 8 miles away. I mean we chinese are so superstitious with the lucky number 8, this would probably send a message to that son of a bitch that he is lucky to be alive and not sentence to death. Then again, that is probably why I can never be a Prosecutor.

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I live in Singapura

December 11th, 2006 by Jonathan

I don’t know if you’ve heard this beofre. The Rendition of ‘I live in Singapura’ by Hossan Leong in Talking Cock in Parliament.

Seriously Hossan is pretty creative. But this guy who decided to make a music video out of his song is blardy good!

Enjoy

Credits to Jia Rong

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Happy Birthday

December 10th, 2006 by Jonathan

Finally 19 huh! Haha.

Wishing you on behalf of the entire Bondevia Crew a very Happy 19th Birthday! 10 years of friendship is a very long time huh! You’ve been a great pal all along.

All the best to your future endeavours, I know you have a bright future ahead of you.

Once again thank you for being such a great friend, pal, confidant.

Happy Brithday
Jonathan aka Bondevia

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Singapore’s Money Making Trend

December 7th, 2006 by Jonathan

THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS HIGHLY ADVISED. IF YOU HAVE A FAINT HEART, YOU ARE HIGHLY ADVISED TO IGNORE THE ENTIRE ARTICLE. THE CREW OF BONDEVIA WILL NOT BE HELD RESPOSIBLE FOR ANY MISHAPS OCCURRING SUBSEQUENTLY AFTER VIEWING THE PICTURES.

First it was Hello Kitty…

Then it was Bubble Tea…

Now, it’s MRT…

No pun intended here but 4 times in 2 months? This is seriously ridiculous. I was speaking to a friend the other day about this issue and we were comtemplating on the ideal reason for jumping onto the train tracks. There was only 1 reason, and that is your family gets more money than insurance. Seriously, $500,000 worth of donations to the family of the 1st man who jumped down the tracks. I’m beginning to wonder what’s happening to the money already.

Anyways, I’ve received these pictures via email yesterday related to the Yishun incident. And after some hard thought I’ve decided to post them. But let me warn you, the images are so gory I would advise that you practice viewer discretion.

~~What you see on the papers are just insignificant compared to what I’m going to show you now. So…~~

UPDATE (26 Feb, 2007) : My apologies, apparently the pictures sent to me via email were taken off from the website www.liveleak.com and has no, I repeat no relation to the MRT incident in Yishun. That was a mistake on my part and I would like to express my deepest apologies for providing you with inaccurate information. On the other hand, if you would like to see real footage of the Yishun MRT incident, feel free to click this link. The Straits Times has confirmed with SMRT the authenticity of the video. Again, viewer discretion is advised.

Click if you can’t see the picture.

Like I’ve said, if jumping onto MRT tracks is the latest trend now, these stations would probably be considered “Hip”.See you later, I gotta catch the train

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