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Singapore: Indian Punch Malay Bus Driver

November 26th, 2006 by Jonathan

Although the title of this entry suggest a hint of racial dispute, I think it is only a coincidence that both disputing parties happened to be off different race. The only racial issue here would be the Indian man punching the bus driver.

If you listen to the dialogue carefully, you would probably hear the Indian man complaining that since young he has never been chased away by any bus driver, and claiming that he has no coins to pay for the bus trip.

Due to the fact that we wouldn’t know what actually happened before the video was taken, we wouldn’t be able to properly conclude who is at the wrong end of this dispute. But by looking at the video itself would probably suggest that the Indian patron (in this case patron-to-be) is clearly wrong for using physical and verbal abuse. The bus driver could have said something to provoke the Indian man. But in any case, IF I didn’t have any money to pay for my bus ride, I wouldn’t argue with the bus driver just to save all the embarrassment.

And going to the extent of using verbal and physical abuse, which so happen to be criminal offences in Singapore, is probably a tad too much in this senario. Just leave the bus and get over it man. It doesn’t make you any better for punching the bus driver and videos like this would only portray you as a violent person, putting you on the losing end.

Ok, that is probably my opinion. What about you? What do you have to say about this issue?

Credits to: Gabriel

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Project Superstar Controversy

November 25th, 2006 by Jonathan

How can I miss out on something so interesting.

Before I move on let me give credits, thank you Jayden for being a wonderful source of information.

This is probably the only video of Steven Lim that deeply interest me. Not to mention the factt hat he actually made an effort to do an entire translation in chinese.

What started off to be a simple interview with one of the contestants, Averil, from Project SuperStar 2 turns out to be the catalyst to show us a different side of the usually whacko Steven Lim.

Steven (if you are reading this) if whatever you say in your video is true I really feel sad for you. There are people out there who are dying to grab the attention of netizens, you are one such example as well, don’t deny it. Maybe Averil is just nervous in front of the camera and it caused her to have a severe case of verbal diarrhea. Hey man, shit happens when you least expect it to?

And as for Averil, I don’t know her personally. But I believe I have had a brief chat with her on her tag-board before regarding the animal abuse entry I had on my blog. But from what I see, she gives me the impression of a harmless little girl.

Then again she could have been doing this to get attention from the public. To create the awareness amongst her fan that she actually has a blog. It’s like a marketing gimmick I must say and if what I say is true, she tried to promote herself at the expense of Steven Lim then she’s no better than an animal abuser.

Don’t get me wrong Steven, I don’t like you. But I have to be partial, if what she did was really wrong I feel that you deserve an apology.

One thing’s for sure, I’m following this story really closely. It’s too interesting already. Tee Hee.

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Poor Model

November 23rd, 2006 by Jonathan

Sorry for disappearing. Somehow I can’t seem to manage my schedule properly thanks to a bitch called PREMELA. She’s been taking MCs like nobody’s business, claiming that her father is in critical condition in the hospital, having her fake mum to call up the hotel to say she fainted and lastly,disappearing for no apparent reason.

I think the reason for her disappearance is pretty obvious, the aliens abducted her and stuffed probes up her filthy black ass hole,sucking he brain juice out from her ass. Come on man, we don’t have people coming to work say “At home I don’t do house work at all and don’t do the dishes, every 28 and 29 I have my menses and I cannot pick up the phone.”

Then screw your filthy ass bitch. I don’t do house work too and I can easily break you into half. You don’t deserve to work, and you don’t deserve to get away that easily. She just disappears for 2 days and they terminate her contract. I want her to come to work, get scolded by everyone, let me say “I HATE YOU” and then let the management sack her.

Because of her, I have to work extra hours to do her duties. Screw you bitch, really, just die in a bloody car accident. ‘Cause that’s how your face look like in the first place.

Anyways, watch this. It’s super cruel to laugh but I just can’t help it.

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Uncle Bondevia

November 11th, 2006 by Jonathan

Dear Uncle Bondevia,

People always say that life is fair. You have your good points but you will also have your bad points. But why is it that I do not see anything good about myself? My family is falling apart, we’re sliding down the financial ladder so quickly that it’s starting to take its toll on my family.

We may appear to others as living really comfortably but behind the curtains we are squeezing every single penny just to survive.

My mum, she’s really depressed eventhough she appears to look strong and happy in front of us. I appear really happy in front of my friends too, but inside I am crying, screaming in pain.

I am plagued with problems so big, that confiding in someone has become a problem also. I need help, but I do not have the money to seek a shrink.

I respect the anonymity you give to your readers, but I was slightly deterred by your previous email reply as you sounded a little satirical.

My friends all seem to have perfect lives, the only problems they have are mostly revolving around their relationships. I’m struggling here, really I am and I can’t take it anymore.

Sometimes I look out of my apartment, down to the pool and begin to wonder what life would be like if I jumped down right at that instance. I really see no meaning in life anymore.

I feel like the biggest hypocrite to be smiling and laughing with my friends when I didn’t even mean to feel happy. I don’t have a girlfriend; neither do I have a best friend (not anymore). I’m just alone.

I told myself the other day; I have 2 paths laid before my eyes.

1) Grab every opportunity and succeed in life.
2) To end everything once and for all

The latter seems easier, and I see no point in continuing my life.

Sincerely
I hate my life

Dear I hate my life,

Your first point is really true, life is fair. Kid is always telling me that a person maybe be really handsome, has a really hot girlfriend and come from a rich family, but he would most probably have bad body odor or breath or maybe warts growing in his anus. God knows what is happening under their clothes. So friend, we cannot, in fact we shouldn’t compare the magnitude of our problems with others because firstly nobody is completely honest about all of their problems and also by comparing we are only going to make our lives more difficult.

Every mum, I believe would want to appear strong in front of her kids. I mean if there is a problem within the family and the mother (sometimes the dad) starts crying and wailing like a baby, who are the kids going to find comfort in? Am I right? All mothers want the best for their children.

Don’t worry about the magnitude of the problem, when you need to let it out just let it out. It’s pretty unhealthy to bottle everything up. Take this for example.

Your life is like a bottle. Your problems are kerosene. The more you bottle your problems the more kerosene you contain and all you need is just one spark to blow you up. Don’t bottle your problems, pour out your kerosene.

I am honored that you’ve actually confided in me, not to worry I will keep your identity anonymous. The reason why I was so sarcastic to the previous sender was because my intuition tells me that the email wasn’t genuine. But I do not have any evidence to claim that it was a fraud email so I answered his question but in a very satirical/sarcastic manner. Hope I didn’t scare you.

Ending your life is an easy way out, that I have to agree, but out to where? You’re only leaving behind a trail of problems for your family, friends and dogs. I mean who’s going to feed them, love them and play with them? Ok, I am digressing, god know you don’t even have a dog. What I am saying is you think you found your solution to your problems by committing suicide, but you are actually being selfish to the people who care about you.

Dude, I came from a higher middle-class family. But we have fallen down the financial ladder also. I’ve never taken a lift to go home all my life, now I have to. But it’s through experience like these that makes us humble, and you’re not alone, because through it all your family has fallen with you. And it is with your family that you slowly start to rebuild your happiness again.

Don’t be sad, life must go on. Grab every opportunity you can now because you only have one life to do it.

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It’s really funny, cause the other day I was just talking to Azaleas about my problems and how the happiest people around are usually those with bigger problems in life. Take Mr Bean for example, that joker is actually depressed. Rowan Atkinson.

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Fastest Condom

November 8th, 2006 by Jonathan

Beat this!

I gotta get one and see for myself. Did I just say that?

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Fart Mask

November 7th, 2006 by Jonathan

The Jackass, Steve O is really daring. So darignthat it makes him stupid. But I admire him for his Job. He gets to do shit ass stuff and earn lots of money.

Including shit like this, or rather fart like this.

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This is Nuts!

November 7th, 2006 by Jonathan

Haha, This guy probably didn’t where his underwear.

WARNING: This clip is 100% animation and is safe for the viewership of anyone at any age. BUT if you are not comfortable with seeing the human genitals in any form, viewer discretion is highly advised.

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SAW

November 6th, 2006 by Jonathan

Dedicate to those who love saw, see Saw or rather saw Saw.

K Fed’s album on repeat!!! Fuck, that’s torture!

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Kanye West is Crazy

November 4th, 2006 by Jonathan

Well talk about sportmenship. Kenya West apparently went on stage to nag and brag about his video after he lost the title of ‘Best Video of The Year’ at the MTV Europe Music Awards.

Talk about huge ego, this guy has egos the size of a jumbo jet.

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