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Micheal Jackson’s Had Another Plastic Surgery!!!

October 27th, 2006 by Jonathan

Oh my goodness!!

Those copycats from Bollywood, haha, well done.

Here’s the original MJ piece, if you haven’t seen it.

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The 12 ‘Girl’ Band

October 26th, 2006 by Jonathan

Damn Hot!!!

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Rapist Alert!!!

October 26th, 2006 by Jonathan

A picture speaks a thousand words.

Girls please becareful. Obviously this guy hasn’t been caught yet.

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Be Contented

October 24th, 2006 by Jonathan

This clip reminds us of the times when we disregard the little good things that happen to us.

Credits to Molomolo.

Dedicated to Azaleas, the Depressed Princess.

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Tyra Banks is CRAZY

October 23rd, 2006 by Jonathan

Watch this and get freaked out.

Well you don’t see Oprah doing this on her show. The only thing crazy that happened on her show was Tom Cruise confessing his love for Katie Holmes.

Tyra, she’s just trying to do an Oprah and Tom Cruise all at one go. Period. I’m starting to get disgusted by her. Tyra, please come back…

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Yorkshire Airlines

October 18th, 2006 by Jonathan

Probably the Best Airlines in the World

Notice how competitive airlines are these days.

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Who’s Going Tertiary Fling

October 16th, 2006 by Jonathan

Just watch this video, somewhere around 2 mins you will see a bunch of familiar faces.

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Bolly Bolly

October 16th, 2006 by Jonathan

Did you see the kid smoking at the end of the video?? The director should be stripped naked and whiped like a donkey.

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Uncle Bondevia

October 15th, 2006 by Jonathan

Dear bondeviaIs masturbation bad? I think I am addicted to it and can do up to 8 times a day. Do you masturbate? Can you advice me how to stop it?

iluveating_84@______.com

Dear iluveating,

Before I move on to the topic about masturbation, let me just clarify some of my thoughts. USUALLY when numbers are included in an email address, it would represent the year of birth of the person, am I right? Unless it’s a number of another significance. So naturally when I see 84 in your email add, I’d assume that you are like 3 years older than me? 22 years old and you still have masturbation problems?

If you are not 22 (not that I am saying you are), you can ignore the above message and let Uncle Bondevia, or if I should say Big Brother Bondevia teach you a lesson about masturbation.

It is natural for most guys to stick their hands down their pants to feel pleasure at some point of their lives, so I hope that answers your question on ‘Do you masturbate?’

Masturbation is not bad, it’s nature’s way of rewarding you with pleasure and satisfaction. For boys, we produce millions of soldiers everyday, THEY HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE. They can’t stay in your balls forever, it would probably expand like a balloon and burst. So there are 2 ways of releasing the unused soldiers.

Nocturnal Emission

Masturbation

If you do not masturbate, you’ll have wet dreams, maybe you just dont realise it. But I can place my bet that it’s a near 100% that you don’t have wet dreams because you masturbate like 8 times a day?

Masturbation is OK, but doing it too many times in a day and getting addicted can be a problem. Maybe all you need is a little time out with friends, go take up a sport or a hobby to occupy your free time. 8 times in a day would actually mean that you hardly go out at all, cause your testicles would need time to replenish sperm and your glands would need time to produce the semen. You can’t possibly wank 8 times all at 1 go. Besides, 8 times in a day is good enough to give you blue balls.

Dude, you need rest. But it is best that you seek help from a doctor. No pun intended but sometimes these things can be psychological. 8 times in 1 day? I suggest you listen to me man, see a shrink.

I hope what I said is useful.

Regards,
Bondevia

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